Is tidy, be I cough of time, everyone applauses together, more warmly more good;While stamping foot, I have to all stop, can not have 1 to come amiss.Wanted everyone to work well, can eat meat dumplings for everyone tonight, as long as having one personal lane is failed, all people all have no steamed stuffed bun to eat and remembered?"Set bottom the patient shout a way together:"Remember!"
This world noon, the leadership arrives punctually, be he follows front door of time, welcome of patient already at the door stand good at this time, along with director's an a cough, all patients applause to welcome together, the atmosphere is very warm.The leadership coming to visit is subjected to infection of the warm atmosphere, wear a smile, applause to follow a hospital together with everyone.Seeing the leadership has been walked into a hospital, once the director stamp foot, all applauses stop, very tidy.Only this leadership still before wearing a smile a part and applausing a line, the director feels very satisfied.
Suddenly, from welcome of flee out in crowd one is strong like the patient of Shi Wa Xin's space, greatly tread to hurtle to leadership in front, Lun circle
Is a big box on the ear for him, the angry exceptionally roars a way-"did not your Ya want to eat a steamed stuffed bun?!!!"
(6)
The mentally ill AN asks B to say:"You read the novel that I complete recently how"?
B tooks a look an answer:"It is quite good.However, is a person many point son".
At this time, the nurse of mental hospital comes in to say:"You originally put back for me the telephone number!"
(7)
The some mental hospital doctor prepares to talk with a mentally ill that will soon get out of the hospital to confirm if the patient has already completely recovered from illness.
Doctor:You get out of the hospital hereafter prepare to do what?
Patient:Take rock to smash all of the window glasses of your hospital.
The doctor discovers after listenning to that this patient hasn't completely recovered from illness and consequently decides to continue to cure.After leading for a few months again, the doctor feels that the good elephant of this patient can get out of the hospital, decide to discuss with him again.
Doctor:You get out of the hospital hereafter prepare to do what?
Patient:Seek a work.
Doctor:Then?
Patient:Earn money.
Doctor:Then?
Patient:Zan money.
Doctor:Then?
Patient:Marry a daughter-in-law.
Doctor:Then?
Patient:Nuptial chamber.
Doctor:Then?
Patient:Take off her clothes.
Doctor:Then?
Patient:Take off her pants.
Doctor:Then?
Patient:Take off her pants.
Doctor:Then?
Patient:Draw out the rubber bands of pants, do to seek play bow to some rocks again to smash your all of window glass in the hospitalses.
(8)
Two mentally ill A gentleman B gentlemans recover from illness at the same time, their lords cure doctor to say to them:"If you among them of a person made to get sick, another person will send the meeting him right away hospital."
Suddenly a day, the doctor's telephone bell rang, is an A gentleman:"Be getting more impending, the B gentleman has climbed since this morning in the toilet of my house, don't say that he is my toilet.""Is quick, deliver him quickly!"A gentleman silent short moment:"That ……did not I have no a toilet?"
(9)
Mental hospital inside, a mentally ill goes fishing in an empty fish tank every day.
A day, a nurse jokingly asks:"You snared today how many fishes?"
The mentally ill is suddenly sprung up to call a way:"You brain hairiness disease, didn't see is an empty fish tank?"
(10)
There is a funny farm, live a lot of mental derangements there.
A day, the yonder director , for taking a look the circumstance of the sufferers instauration, thoughted a way.Say to these sufferers,
You all come over, said to draw a door on the wall and said:"Today, you who open this door and then can go home."
Once the mental illness s listen to and then dash up and rounded the door of that painting, the director felt disappointed, he discovers at this time that a sufferer still sits on the original position don't move, felt to still go, come forward to inquire about:"Why don't you open the door?"
He tooks a look a director and says a words, the director is in distress situation after listenning to.
That sufferer secretly tells director to say:"I this has key."
(11)
The feeling knot that usually has love to the doctor or the nurse at the sufferer of spirit section in the hospital.
Some day, a female sufferer walks to the some male doctor ……
Female patient:Blue doctor, do you love me?
The blue doctor contemplates for a long time(for doing not harm and patient so as not to the condition is worsen)
Blue doctor:What about us is doctor's relationship with patient, because you got sick so I have to be good friends with to look after you so much ……
(For the sake of not wound and patient, the blue doctor explained along while and finally finished explaining)
Female patient:Blue doctor, is your meaning to say that you don't love me?
Blue doctor:(the bitterness thinks language not)H'm ……H'm ……H'm ……
Female sufferer:O.K. ……what I love is Dr. Chen ……
A spool of joke brocade gathers Japanese surname of chapter 1469 to test
Japan breaks out the boy of well-known university to constitute to across association in the school recently, long-term and periodically open party to combine**the girl's news, all over the world shocked.However this matter takes place in Japan nothing important also is very surprising ……
Go to while playing, Japan's Korean guide quotes their ancestry as saying to say, the Japanese fights so much, ancient times almost all young and able-bodied men be called up to serve as soldier to fight, basically have no the matrimony in time to living son, the population is less and less.At that time, there is a country lord a national policies, let all men"canned literally establish relationship with any women whenever and what place", used this great national policies to maintain the birthrate of Japan.So, during the period of ceasing fire, Japanese women all become accustomed to the way of "regardless and when and where", the Gan frailty carries on the back Zhao pillow, bed sheet to go out, the Hou comes and then turns into now so-called"kimono".
A lot of women drive"regardless and when and where" Hou, the other party still too late tells surname, fight again,
So they bear of the kid appeared "well top", "Tienchung" and"Panasonic", "Du side" and"mountain pass", "bamboo bottom" and"near rattan" ……the surname of etc..
Japanese surname is indeed as expected full of a deep idea ……
Carriage article:The Yi blows a noodles Fu bottom younger sister the tail foot has a foothold generation
The wild beast sends:The lion rides a pig top duck descend the dog Fu bear generation absolute being horse
Party ticket:Two people's three six eight tails
Wrong character:?
Exquisite article article:The big wave cave forces white door Huang jade
The Shuai comes home:Bao farmland mouth of a well big door plain
Rush through favour:34 houses
Is old little to go together with:Lion King
Overcoming is extremely difficult:Well last snow is wild medium river Hanoi
Occurrence accident:Suddenly slippery valley
Pick wrong season:Autumn Zhen
Work excessively hard:Eyes black red tail
The background is uncommon:The empress dowager country teacher of prince imperial
The man is braggart:Iron cannon huge cannon big gun the long root last long long I two bottles of 10:00s
The Hun vegetable doesn't stick to:Temple in the temple door inside the temple descends a big temple of small temple three treasures one master small wild temple big way temple eastern big temple apothecary's temple is kind to keep a temple
Therefore, we eventually the Wu understand:Japanese of that kind of doesn't hate**of sex idea, have a deep history origin ……
A spool of joke brocade gathers all of chapter 1470 Huang Rong's networks to get in touch with
The words made reference to a new century, the world had already become the integral whole that the network turns.The yellow apothecary of a certain peach blossom island in place East China Sea at this time the development trend of the smelling of sensitive world, realize the rare fighting skill only depending on oneself isn't enough overlord among states Wu Lin,Cheap Beats By Dre, also need to make use of Gao Jing Jian of new science and technology.Hence after recalling and learning from painful experience went with bride cuckoldry to take out to buy one set computer for baby daughter, know to conduct such an island also not easy;Particularly the dumb servant problem on the island, for the sake of not the accused maltreat to use a person by himself/herself, yellow the apothecary is to labor to protect association to send many silvers toward whole country
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