Of the small waiter know that the bearer is basically intentionally picking up quarrel, but has no "white vagina hair" inside their stores, then make a deceptive show of strength ground to say to the bearer:"'White vagina hair'already pour is to have, but cost a lot hey, want 500 dollar per root!"Who know that the expensive price that the bearer wased not opened by the small waiter at all frightens to pour, he says by totally unconcerned tone:"500500, promise, this is 1,000 dollars, I want 2."On seeing a bearer still pretty earnest, small waiter can't, have to into inside the house prepare to measure how to keep on singing the drama of "white vagina hair" with owner's company.He walks into an inside once the house see, discover that the owner is sleeping to greatly feel in the stertor,such as thunder, , the stertor keeps earthquake he that snow-white beard again and again trembles.See this scene, small waiter eyes a bright:Have, isn't owner this curving white beard "white vagina hair"?Hence, he pickeds up scissors, the hemp benefit ground shears from the owner's mouth descend two white beards, interloper not only beat to deliver to come to pick up quarrel, and still didn't spend penny cost money to earn 1,000 dollars money.After waiting owner to wake up, he in detail told an owner the affair just taking place, originally thought the owner would give public recognition his, can have never thought once the owner finish listenning to his description and incredibly lambasted to him:"Bastard!He wants white vagina hair you shear my beard to him, if he wants white hair vagina do you don't dig my mouth to him?!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1958, you also peep a woman to take a shower
A women kept a parrot, whenever this women take a shower, she keeps of the parrot only stare at she sees still don't calculate, in mouth still want Du Nong endlessly:"A cake of of the underneath is black!A cake of of the underneath is black!"Hence, this women are very angry, one Nu under, she give°ed the hair of parrot whole body to pull out naked.
A day,Cheap Beats By Dre, women's house came one baldheaded guest, once the parrot see and fly to the baldheaded in front to ask a way right away:"Did you also peep a woman to take a shower?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1959 lechery to always weave
A day, total plait falsely Yan write of the door be knocked ring.The total plait opens once the door see, is a young age miss with beautiful facial contour and good-looking shape to come to send manuscript.Immediately, slightly tired of his spirit greatly flap to only face into female author office to enthusiasm that the beauty would have.
Is total the plait move for female author to sit stool and pour tea and pare fruits, busy get not as well happy.Is very not easy to sit quietly, the female author just attends to ascend shy with stranger living ground to pass his/her own manuscript.The total plait picks up female author to pass of manuscript, part the affectation see a draft, part but at use oneself color fan the fan's eyes take aim around on the female author's plump physique.Saw a short while, the total plait openings said to the female author:"The this manuscript of yours first half part is outstanding at 2:00, the contents is plump, but arrives the second half part very hair rashness, especially and in the center more have an obvious loophole, the humidity is a lot of, if can a needle see blood like" he a little bit ground to a stop for a while, a pass ground says to the female author:"Or say again in the days to come!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1960 guest to flirt stewardess
A guest enters a hotel to have a meal, before meal didn't ascend a table, see handsome stewardess of shape temporarily carefree, then start to chat a sky with her on one's own initiative:"Young lady, what is your surname?"Stewardess courtesy ground answer way:"My Xing Wang, three horizontal one Shu this'king'."While answering that the guest asks words, the stewardess still rowed with three fingers of the left hand and a finger ratio of the right hand the concrete shape of the word of"king".Immediately after, she returns to ask a guest again:"Sir, what is your surname?"The guest says:"My Xing Zhong, China of' medium" while answering attendant, the guest still rounds into a circle with thumb and index finger of left hand, then uses right-hand index finger the Chuo is in the turn several Chuos.Stewardess a see the guest's action come right away fire, because this action of his is only mean don't calculate, also have already flirted an idea of oneself, this calls she how the ability isn't quite angry?Hence, she immediately runs the manager made to make collective report.Once the manager listen to, also very angry, then the affair in the handle knob is one Liao, follow a female the subordinate arrived at guest's in front, voice the color fiercely ask all:"You just do to my subordinate what act?"Guest answer way:"Have no, I ask her surname what, she tells my Xing Wang;She asks me the surname what, I tell her Xing Zhong, so!"Stewardess a see the guest is being'in'the signal of word put the index finger of right hand at the circle of the left hand outside, rectify a way right away:"Manager, not to, you didn't come of time he is put an inside, you came later he put an outside to go!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1961, do you see my milk Gao?
This is a true story:
The river pond in Guangxi some village, a women's husband nameds Mo is Gao.On this day, Mo is Gao to leave home greater half for sky without coming back, the impatient wife seeks him everywhere.The wife arrives at a village Wei meeting and appears in public and then asks:"Do you see me is(milk) Gao?"Have first, the village Wei will handle affairs of the outside village person hard conjectured some kind of she of breast, say:"Your milk Gao Dao isn't tall, but very big!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 1962 chemisette thigh really bad matter
In 1949, my People's Liberation Army sweeps thousand soldiers like book seat, with one action arrived to Jiang Fei Jun Taiwan island.The warriors jailed to discover a martyr diary that the hair is getting more yellow in the revolution person with ideals and integrity's jail from the Kuomintang while sweeping battlefield, the diary wrote a way like this:"On the first day, the enemy beats me with the stick, I didn't recruit;On the second day, the enemy clips me with the pincers, I still don't recruit;On the third day, the enemy lures me with the chemisette thigh, damn of chemisette thigh really bad matter, I through can not stand, recruit;On the fourth day, I also want to recruit, the enemy shot to death me"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1963 Yang not, I dig again
The strong clansmen speaks that the pronunciation that the common speech "ring"s a word is "Yang", "knock" the pronunciation of word to is to"dig", because accent wrong, hence then had such a joke.
There is a strong clan country secretary that convene women's general assembly, when the women arrived about, he knocked to knock microphone in chairman's on the stage and had been already talked:"Women the comrades, you underneath Yang(ring)?If not the words of Yang(ring), I dig again!(knock)"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1964 mama which have that luck
The old Hong seeks Liu Nyu on the first and arrive down stairs the other people say her not at.Coincidentally Liu Nyu's daughter comes down from the upstairs, the old Hong says:"How not at, isn't this her daughter?"
Hence ask its daughter:"Is your mama in the upstairs?Hold your mama of!"
Once the kid listen to hurriedly go upstairs, tell Liu Nyu to say:"Mother's down stairs that uncle says to hold you!"
Liu Nyu sighs tone to say:"Kid, mama that has that luck!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1965 to veto
Dear penis, after the verdict of jury, your resort out of court, the reason is as follows:
*Your continuous working time can not be longer than eight hours
*Period of work you usually nap
*You not are always according to the host's order performance task
*You not always at stipulate of place work, usually run other places to slip away to reach
*Your work attitude isn't good, aware of self sex bad, need be stimulated just be willing to work
*You once worked Hou to always create havoc the place once working
*You don't always obey safe system, the score reveals to wear safe clothing
*Is 65 years old don't arrive, you have already got into retirement age
*You can not be competent more than two tasks in a row
*You sometimes have already escaped a work location before canning not complete task
*Most the Hou what we meant to say BE, when you pass in and out a work location each time always take Zhao two suspicious spheroid pockets
This to, jury all member
The reason that a spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1966 younger brother to resign
*I take part in manual labor
*I work in the female's deepest place
*Any work I have to stretch into my head first
*I am in weekend and government approved holidays
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